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WISECRACK -“The Masked Patient” – JOKE

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A male patient is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A pretty, young, nurse walks in, ready to give him a partial sponge bath.

‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask.

‘Are my privates black?

‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir.

I’m only here to wash your upper body and your feet.

‘Seemingly confused he ask again, ‘Nurse, please check.

Are my privates black?’

Concerned he may elevate his heart rate from worry over his privates,

She overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown and takes a good long look at his privates

The nurse informs him,

‘There is nothing wrong with your privates, Sir!’

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:

‘Thank you very much. That was wonderful,

but, listen very closely…… ‘Are my test results back?”

WISECRACK -“The Masked Patient” – JOKE

Thoughts?