We’ve all seen the short church quotes & Sayings from road signs. Either in person or as an internet meme. Here we’ve rounded up the 20 funniest short quotes and sayings found on church road signs. Enjoy!
Short Church Quotes & Sayings from Road Signs
THE OLD MESSAGE WAS UP HERE FOR A LONG TIME
IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP YOU COULD HEAR GOD’S VOICE
THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED
TOO COLD TO CHANGE SIGN! MESSAGE INSIDE!
WHOEVER HAS BEEN PRAYING FOR RAIN CAN STOP NOW
DON’T BE SO OPEN-MINDED YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT
TWEET OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TWEETED!
BEST SAUSAGE SUPPER IN ST. LOUIS
COME AND EAT
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE COPPER FROM THE A/C UNIT
“TRY JESUS” IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM, THE DEVIL WILL TAKE YOU BACK!
NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO VISIT OUR PASTOR IS ON VACATION
GOD’S WILL IS PERFECT, PEOPLE MAKE MISTEAKS
BE THANKFUL YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!
I WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES!
HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING? WE HAVE SERMONS COME HEAR ONE!
LOOKING FOR “ME. RIGHT”? THIS IS HIS HOUSE!
JESUS HAD TWO DADS AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE!
GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL!
CAN WE UNINSTALL 2020 AND INSTALL IT AGAIN? THIS VERSION HAS A VIRUS.
BLAH BLAH BLAH JUST COME TO CHURCH!
GIVE GOD WHAT’S RIGHT, NOT WHAT’S LEFT!
WHOEVER STOLE OUR AC UNITS KEEP ON IT IS HOT WHERE YOU’RE GOING!
CH__CH WHAT’S MISSING? UR!
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