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25 Short Church Quotes & Sayings from Road Signs

We’ve all seen the short church quotes & Sayings from road signs. Either in person or as an internet meme. Here we’ve rounded up the 20 funniest short quotes and sayings found on church road signs. Enjoy!

Short Church Quotes & Sayings from Road Signs

THE OLD MESSAGE WAS UP HERE FOR A LONG TIME

THE OLD MESSAGE WAS UP HERE FOR A LONG TIME


IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP YOU COULD HEAR GOD’S VOICE


THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED


TOO COLD TO CHANGE SIGN! MESSAGE INSIDE!

TOO COLD TO CHANGE SIGN! MESSAGE INSIDE!


WHOEVER HAS BEEN PRAYING FOR RAIN CAN STOP NOW


DON’T BE SO OPEN-MINDED YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT


TWEET OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TWEETED! short church quotes and sayings

TWEET OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TWEETED!


BEST SAUSAGE SUPPER IN ST. LOUIS
COME AND EAT



THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE COPPER FROM THE A/C UNIT


"TRY JESUS" IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, THE DEVIL WILL TAKE YOU BACK! funny church road signs

“TRY JESUS” IF YOU DON’T LIKE HIM, THE DEVIL WILL TAKE YOU BACK!


NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO VISIT OUR PASTOR IS ON VACATION


GOD’S WILL IS PERFECT, PEOPLE MAKE MISTEAKS


BE THANKFUL YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! Short church quotes and sayings

BE THANKFUL YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!


I WISH NOAH HAD SWATTED THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES!


HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING? WE HAVE SERMONS COME HEAR ONE!


16. LOOKING FOR "ME. RIGHT"? THIS IS HIS HOUSE!

LOOKING FOR “ME. RIGHT”? THIS IS HIS HOUSE!


JESUS HAD TWO DADS AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE!


GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL!


CAN WE UNINSTALL 2020 AND INSTALL IT AGAIN? THIS VERSION HAS A VIRUS.

CAN WE UNINSTALL 2020 AND INSTALL IT AGAIN? THIS VERSION HAS A VIRUS.


BLAH BLAH BLAH JUST COME TO CHURCH!


GIVE GOD WHAT’S RIGHT, NOT WHAT’S LEFT!


WHOEVER STOLE OUR AC UNITS KEEP ON IT IS HOT WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

WHOEVER STOLE OUR AC UNITS KEEP ON IT IS HOT WHERE YOU’RE GOING!

CH__CH WHAT’S MISSING? UR!

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