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Neighbor from Hell Screaming while Defecating in the Pool & Shower

Nightmare Neighbor Screaming Naked Defecating in the Pool & Shower

Nightmare Neighbor Screaming Naked Defecating in the Pool & Shower
The Pool at the Rio Condominium Building and Spa

We’ve all had to deal with a terrible neighbor or two at some point in the past. If you haven’t, thank your lucky stars, it can be a nightmare.

Your neighbors in the past or even the present may seem bad, but they ain’t got nothing on Helen Hirsh of New York City. I’m not sure if any of us have dealt with a neighbor quite this bad. If you have, I’m truly sorry.

If there was a title for the worst neighbor in the world, Helen Hirsh, an 83 year old lady living a few blocks away from Central Park in New York City may be in the running for first place.

Helen Hirsh defecates in swimming pool
Rio Condominium and spa

The board of managers of the Rio Condominium and spa VS. Helen Hirsh

The evil building management at the Rio Condo Building, which is only a quick stroll to Central Park, has filed a lawsuit against a resident, the sweet little old lady, Helen Hirsh.

What could an 83 year old lady possibly be doing to cause such problems?

Well, to start us off we have a refusal to wear proper attire at the gym. Seriously? She probably doesn’t want to wear gym clothing and she is wearing t-shirts or something right? Ok, that’s nothing moving on.

Next up we have complaints that the salt of the earth Helen Hirsh is screaming and making loud noises while using the gym and swimming pool.

That’s not so bad either. Must be screaming it out on the bench press, trying to bust out those last few reps. Ok, what’s next.

I’m sure it’s nothing again and the building manager is just out to get poor old Helen Hirsh.


The third complaint is about Helen Hirsh consistently dropping a deuce in the fitness centers swimming pool. Damn Helen, did you have an accident? I’ll even overlook that for now.

After management spoke to Helen Hirsh about dropping a deuce in the pool. She immediately proceeded to defecate in the fitness centers showers.

Oh Helen, I can’t defend you anymore. Neither could the buildings management. At this point they banned her from the facilities but they had no idea who they were dealing with.

Angle 2 of the Rio Condo Fitness Center pool
Angle 2 of the Rio Condo Fitness Center pool

Helen sat outside the fitness center and waited for a real estate agent giving a tour to prospective buyers or she would catch an open door when other residents were leaving.

Management has had to take both the pool and the fitness center out of use so both could be cleaned and sanitized. But Hirsh thinks the suit is payback because she doesn’t tip. “I’m an old lady. Why should I tip you all the time? I don’t want to live here anymore,” she said.

Helen must really dislike the toilet in her condo because she continued to defecate all over the fitness center after sneaking in.

Management has had to take both the pool and the fitness center out of use so both could be cleaned and sanitized.

What does Helen have to say for herself about defecating all over the fitness center while not wearing clothes and screaming at everyone?

Helen Hirsh thinks the lawsuit is just payback because she doesn’t tip.

“I’m an old lady. Why should I tip you all the time? I don’t want to live here anymore,”

Well ma’am, I don’t think you’ll have anyone in the Rio Condo building missing you.

As a matter of fact, at this point, they’d probably pay you to leave.

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You can read the official complaint with the State of New York Here.

Thoughts?