The Woman under the Bed
“I’ve had enough and have left you.Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before coming into the bedroom.
She watched him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on the note before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie I bought you. Be there soon”
He hung up the phone, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
She was filled with rage as she grabbed the note to see what the bastard had written.
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread, be back in five minutes”