Church Elder John Jeffs Caught Sexually Thrusting Vacuum at Church!
The sex offenders’ registry has a new member today after 74 year old John Jeffs, a retired church vicar, was caught using a Henry Hoover vacuum cleaner to do more than clean the carpets. A startled churchgoer walked in on Jeffs pleasing himself with a Henry Hoover vacuum belonging to the church.
Thrusting into the Vacuum Nozzle
Metro reports Vicar John Jeffs was only wearing a pair of ladies stockings and thrusting into the nozzle of the vacuum, when he was caught by a churchgoer who was at the church to attend a talk about Asperger’s syndrome.
The still stunned individual who happened across John Jeffs and his vacuum lover described how he was ‘standing between two dark chairs, thrusting into a Henry Hoover’ at the Baptist Centre in Middleton Cheney, Northamptonshire.
They said that even though he saw them, Jeffs continued pushing his groin towards the Henry Vacuum Cleaner– famous for its relentless and powerful suction.
The Love Making Session Cost Him
He appeared at Northampton Magistrates’ Court yesterday where he attempted to deny what he had done in September 2020.
Finding him guilty, a magistrate said: ‘Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea.’
He told police that he did it because he felt ‘naughty’.
As well as having to sign the sex offenders’ register, he was ordered to pay £845 in costs.
He also must give £200 in compensation to the victim who witnessed the sex act.
His defense attorney said Jeffs was still coming to terms with the loss of his wife at a young age and was in a lot of pain from ignoring his health and his diabetes was not medicated.
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