Unusual News – Adult Star Stephanie Matto Hospitalized After Farting into Jars too many times.
Adult content creator Stephanie Matto runs an odd sort of business by anyone’s standards. In the process of preparing herself for that business she managed to get herself hospitalized.
Stephanie Matto first came into the public eye when she starred on the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. After that, she decided to take her career in a completely different direction.
Since November 2021, Matto has been selling her jarred farts on the internet. She got the idea after someone offered to buy a jar of her gaseous emissions on an adult content site she was on.
Soon enough, her new business started booming. And what a lucrative business it is.
It turns out that people are willing to pay absolutely filthy amounts of money for Matto’s trapped farts. She charges up to $1,000 per jar and can’t keep up with demand.
In just one week, Matto managed to bring in $45,000, she explained on her Instagram. In total, she’s so far profited a nice $200,000 from her fart jar business.
Matto’s fart jar business has unfortunately come to an end. That’s because she had to go to the hospital for excessive gastrointestinal discomfort.
A Diet to Super Charge Her Farts
At $1,000 a pop, earning $200,000 means Matto’s had to fart 200 times into jars. At her most productive, Matto filled 97 jars over two days.
As you can probably imagine, normal human bowel function really shouldn’t produce that much gas. To cope with the ever-increasing demand for her farts, Matto resorted to extreme measures.
She decided to change her diet to one that would promote gas production. Yikes.
“I like to get things rolling with some beans, a protein muffin, sometimes even a yogurt (less sugar is better), some hard-boiled eggs,” the ex-reality TV star detailed on Instagram.
“While waiting for those farts to develop I like to read. I’m very smart, I love to read.”
As her business boomed, Matto started guzzling protein milkshakes. The goal here was to make her farts more pungent.
Because apparently that increases demand.
To The Hospital Caused By A Fart Fueled Lifestyle
Matto’s diet was definitely good for her wallet. But not her intestines.
Eventually, the consequences of feeding on nothing but beans and protein caught up to her.
“I remember within one day I had about three protein shakes and a huge bowl of black bean soup. I could tell that something was not right that evening when I was lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in my stomach moving upward,” she recalled.
Soon, Matto experienced difficulty breathing and started feeling a pinch around her heart.
“I actually called my friend and asked if they could come over to drive me to the hospital because I thought I was experiencing a heart attack,” she said.
And to the hospital she went. She didn’t tell the doctor about her fart business, but she did detail her diet.
The good news is that Matto wasn’t about to have a heart attack. Instead, she was simply experiencing pain from excessive gas buildup.
Who would’ve thought?
“I was advised to change my diet and to take a gas suppressant medication, which has effectively ended my business,” said Matto.
Selling More Than Farts
So, after two months of raking it in, this means no more selling jarred farts for Matto. Or that’s what you’d think.
As she said, she is a smart woman. She never expected to keep passing gas at this rate indefinitely.
“I was over doing it. The diet was never sustainable and there was always an expiration date,” Matto said.
Although she can’t let it rip like she used to, Matto hasn’t completely given up on the fart business. She’s now selling fart jars as NFTs.
An NFT — or non-fungible token — is essentially a JPEG picture. The owner’s purchase receipt is tied to a blockchain, certifying that the picture belongs to them.
Each token sells for about $200. And you can use them to earn physical rewards.
You’ll be able to redeem 100 tokens for a good old-fashioned fart jar. For 70, you can instead get a pair of Matto’s used panties.
People are also able to cash in 30 tokens for lingerie Matto’s worn. And for 10 tokens, you can get a jar that Matto has… Queefed into.
I suppose any business is a business.
Now excuse me while I go throw up. Maybe I should save it in case someone is willing to buy it.
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